1. thestigsmexicancousin:

    A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.

    (Source: funnyordie.com, via turtle-speaks)

     
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  3. 420-247:

    chanted:

    I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

    wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

    (via turtle-speaks)

     
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  5. y0urekillinmesmalls:

    geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

    Thanks, Obama!

    This is my favorite post of all time

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  8. Shiva and his childhood friend Raksha 

    (Source: cat-parlour, via turtle-speaks)

     
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  10. iamdenominator:

    Me at lunch.

    (via turtle-speaks)